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♣ If you want to find out more about me, have a look at my profile

♥ I'll friend people I've talked to before in some capacity. ♥

♦ I have a Dear Creator letter that outlines the things I enjoy receiving. If you want to write me a fic, draw me fanart, or record a podfic for me, or literally bestow any kind of fanwork on me, that should help you figure out what to do. Also: Thanks, you're awesome! ♦
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Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:37:02
Pairings: Nicklas Bäckström/Alexander Ovechkin
Tags: modern royalty AU, arranged marriage, misunderstandings,language barrier
Notes: Thanks to nighimpossible for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Thanks to Markie & girlmarauders for suggesting CHVRCHES for the song.

Happy birthday, growlery! Hope you enjoy this.

Summary: Nicklas, the Prince of Sweden, and Alexander, Prince of Russia, get married. It doesn't go quite the way Nicklas expected.

Podfic of nighimpossible's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:29:10
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Tags: post-canon, break up, getting back together, angst, romance
Notes: Thanks to Enterprisingly for giving permission to podfic this story.
This isn't my best cover but I had very specific ideas and they didn't pan out the way I wanted, so this is the closest approximation to what it should've been XD.

Summary: There is nothing wrong with their relationship – or Roy himself – and perhaps that is the problem. For Ed is so very used to being in mortal peril, constantly playing a game of catch-as-catch-can with death. The sudden stillness of civilian life and a happy relationship does not settle easily on his shoulders.

In which Ed runs away from domesticity and the pressure of being someone's love.

Podfic of Enterprisingly's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:52:03
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Tags: EWE, post-break up, fights, misunderstanding, getting back together
Notes: Thanks to marguerite_26 for giving blanket permission to podfic.
This cover kicked my butt for several hours. I should remember to go simple next time.

Summary: Months after their explosive break-up, Draco insists Harry return to their flat to remove his belongings.

Podfic of marguerite_26's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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The image is black and white and shades of grey. It shows a celtic knot with many decorations. A dragon's head roars in the middle of the knot. At the top of the image it says In spite of Everything, the Stars in dark grey script on an off-white background. In the lower left corner it says words by Polomonkey, pictures by mushroomtale, voice of momotastic in dark grey script on an off-white background.


Title: In Spite of Everything, the Stars
Author: Polomonkey
Reader: [personal profile] momo
Cover Artist: [personal profile] momo
Rating: Explicit
Length: 09:14:41
File Formats: MP3, M4B, Streaming
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin
Tags: AU - Modern with magic, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, politics
Warnings: violence, kidnapping, referenced child abuse, humiliation, angst, threats of sexual assault (verbal and physical), minor character death, depression and grief, trauma

Summary:

London. 2015. The government is set to vote on ending the microchipping of magic users, and Arthur Pendragon has been tasked with kidnapping prominent Magical activist Merlin Emrys to influence the outcome.

Locked away in a house on the North York Moors, tensions rise and confrontation ensues as Arthur is forced to re-evaluate everything he’s been taught about magic, and Merlin finds himself in a struggle for his life. And the fact that they’re falling for each other doesn’t help…


Podfic of Polomonkey's fic.

Notes: I recorded this for Epic Podfic Big Bang in 2018. Thank you to the mods for running the challenge. Thank you to cath for being my beta. Thank you to polomonkey for giving me permission to podfic their work, and to mushroomtale for allowing me to use their art for the covers!
This work was created as a "picture book" that you listen to. More information on that in the notes at the beginning of the recording.

Link: AO3
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:32:52
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: College AU, friends to lovers, long distance friendship, mutual pining, not-really hockey players
Notes: Thanks to StormDancer for giving me permission to podfic this story. Virtual brownies to anyone who can tell me what reference to the fic I snuck into the cover.

Summary: “You know he’s not my boyfriend, right?” Sidney asks.
Tanger raises his eyebrows. “I know you think he’s not your boyfriend.”


Sid & Geno are in a long-term, long-distance platonic relationship. Apparently no one else seems to get that.

Podfic of StormDancer’s fanfiction.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:23:07
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Tags: Soulmate AU, Soul Bond, Shared Pain
Notes: Thanks to Xyriath for giving me permission to podfic. US people who’re bothered by relationships between people who are over 18 years old with people who are between 16 and 18 year old, should stay clear of this fic.

Summary: In a world where soulmates can feel the other’s pain, being Edward Elric’s comes with a whole host of problems.

A podfic of Xyriath’s fic.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:12:55
Pairings & Characters: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Alexander Radulov, John Klingberg
Tags: Angst & Fluff, Pining, Chatfic
Notes: The author wished to remain anonymous. The podfic was recorded and published with the author’s permission.

Summary: An untitled chatfic about Jamie, Tyler, and Radu finally getting their act together some time in the 2018/19 hockey season. With a dash of temporary Segs/Klinger, and a surprising amount of feels.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:12:55
Pairings: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
Tags: Fluff, food as a metaphor for love, real life hockey player cameos
Notes: Recorded for [personal profile] ustolemyname for ITPE 2018.

Summary: Jack invites Bitty up for a visit while he's training in Toronto over the summer. To the utter surprise of nobody who's ever met him, Bitty spends a lot of time baking.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Dear Creator,

wow, first of all, thank you in advance for being great!


Second of all, these are the fandoms I'm super into receiving things for, in alphabetical order. The ones I want MOST are underlined, but I'm honestly going to be thrilled with any of these options.


Cabin Pressure: There's barely any podfic for this fandom, and next to none for my OTP, I believe. There's also not enough fic for my OTP in this fandom in general. I ship Martin/Douglas a lot, but I'll also take gen fic for this fandom. If it’s gen fic, it should hit the tone of the radio play. If it’s OTP fic, Martin!whump with savior!Douglas is a favourite of mine, as cliched as it is.


Check Please: This is such a cute fandom, and I ship Bitty/Jack A LOT. Nothing makes me happier than that they’re together and happy in canon. HOWEVER, my fic preferences are vastly different, as you’ll see further down. That means, I like fic that’s either AU or them getting together in another way than in canon. It’s what I’ll be hoping for if you decide to go this route. Basically, established relationship, and re-tellings of canon are so very much not interesting to me. Give me an AU with fresh anticipation and I will be happy!


Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed is the pairing I'm here for. I'm okay with Ed being 15/16 in fics when they get together, but if you prefer him to be older before he gets with Roy, that's fine with me. Anything Roy/Ed tierfal has ever written is perfect, so if you wanna pick one of those to podfic, that'd make my day. But you're honestly free to pick whatever you like, if you go for this ship. I don't even care which canon you want. '03/CoS, Manga/BH is all fine with me, as is canon AU and post canon AU. I don't like incest pairings in this fandom, but I'm fine with other established, past or background pairings as long as Roy/Ed is endgame.


Harry Potter: Draco/Harry is my OTP (like so many other people’s...) but I also ship Hermione/any-of-the-Weasleys-except-Percy [or Ron - but only because they're already canon. I love Ron, I just find other pairings more interesting.] I'm more into the post canon AUs. Doesn't matter if Epilogue compliant or not. NO Ginny bashing! No Ron bashing, either. No non-magical AUs. No Cursed Child stuff, and no Magical Beast stuff either.


Hockey RPF: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin is the pairing of choice but I've been branching out into others. Idc if it's Hockey AU or an AU where they have completely different careers. I'm more interested in their dynamic and Geno's adorableness/humour. However, if you have a hockey OTP that doesn't involve K*ne, I'll be interested in getting podfic for that too, just to dip my toes into new territory. NOTPs are Sid/any-of-the-core-Flyers (i.e. Sid/Giroux is a no-fly-zone). I'll love you for more Tyler/Jordie (pod)fic! If you pick some of my favourite genres/tropes from the list below, you've got a good chance of converting another shipper to your OTP :D.


Merlin (BBC): I'm a lot into modern AU fics for this. It doesn't matter if it's reincarnation fic, or genuine modern AU with no ties to canon. Canon AUs don’t really do it much for me here. Ships I specifically love: Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine/Percival, Percival/Mordred, Merlin/Percival, Gwaine/Leon.


Psych: I'm Shassie trash. Shawn/Lassiter is my OTP and unless it's fic about them, I'm not really interested, sorry. However, I'm fine with both Canon AUs and Post!Canon AUs, or even completely different AUs according to my AU preferences listed below.


Rivers of London: Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale or Peter Grant/Beverly Brooke/Thomas Nightingale work for me, no other pairings. Gen fic can work, but I’m more into the ships when reading fanfic, because the entire book series is gen, with a couple of interruptions when Peter actually gets laid. All AU types in the “Like” section below are fine! With regards to the latest book release (Lies Sleeping), please make sure to heed the "don't like" section partaining to relationship developments from the end of that book. Exception to the rule: Anything sixthlight has written about the OTP/OT3.


Sailor Moon: Usagi/Seiya or Usagi/Seiya/Mamoru is A+. I prefer Seiya in male form, tbh, but I'm okay with fem!Seiya, too, since there's not that much male!Seiya/Usagi out there, I believe. Canon or post!Canon welcome. Please no cheating fics.

Yuri on Ice: Victuuri is perfect, but fic is only interesting to me if it adheres to the same rules as fic for Check, please! which is to say: Retellings of canon aren't super interesting to me, neither is any established relationship stuff. If it's an AU in which they get together in a different way or meet under different circumstances, that'll be my jam.


Here's a list of things I like a LOT in fics:


  • AUs -- with ties to canon, with few ties to canon, with no ties to canon, they're all good (except where otherwise indicated), as are all the AUs where they have completely different professions/roles (You know, coffeeshop, teachers, etc.)

  • magical realism

  • soulmate (ESPECIALLY WITH SOULMATE IDENTIFYING MARKS!!!).

  • angst, pining, hurt/comfort -- as long as they have happy endings. The characters can go through as much whump as anyone wants to put them through. I just need character B to be there to comfort/help, and a happy ending.

  • enemies to lovers/friends to lovers

  • arranged marriage/pretending to be a couple

  • getting back together

  • jealousy (in a non-abusive or manipulative way)

  • Forced to share a bed

  • (Large) Age gaps

  • Omegaverse

  • UST (as long as it gets resolved)

  • Dirty Talk

  • Teacher/Student (Student must be at least 15 when they get together! No power dynamics that are ickier than the one inherent with this trope, so no manipulation, etc.)


Here's a list of things I dislike in fics that aren’t hard limits:


  • Fusions and crossovers – yes, can totally work for me. (I write a lot of them myself, so.) I'm not so much a fan of Hogwarts AUs (unless it's HP fic....) or straight up combining two of my fandoms. That needs specific circumstances for me to work, and if I were you, I'd rather not risk it, unless you know with absolute certainty that I will love it. (Or if you're lunchee and want an excuse to record the next instalment in that Marvel/Cabin Pressure fusion AU with Martin/Tony...)

  • While I support all the ace identities and wish them loads more representation, I'm not really interested in ace fic for myself. Demi!characters are okay with me (seeing how I read some of my faves as Demi), but I’m too allo for my own good, unfortunately.

  • Established relationship – I’m much more into watching them get together

  • Domestic stuff is not really my jam. It can work in a roommate situation with mutual pining, but not as an established relationship because that's just not interesting to me, I'm afraid.

  • A related not-like: Kid fic, as in: characters (in est. relationship) have a baby/child. It can work for me and has worked for me, but in general I'm really not big on kids. You're safer to just stay away from it.

  • (casually) offensive language – like calling male characters “girl” to insult them, other sexist insults, cis-sexism, ableism, racism, etc. If it’s just this kind of casually offensive insult, I’ll be able to deal, but I’d prefer if you warned for it at the beginning of the recording in a short reader’s note. Alternatively, if another character calls offensive!character out for their behaviour. That’s definitely acceptable.

  • (Mild) BDSM – I sometimes like it, but it requires a special mood and there’s no guarantee I’ll be in it at the time of posting.

  • Sci-fi

  • High School AUs, unless it’s the student/teacher dynamic as indicated above, or they’re both teachers.

  • Fics with British canon that are unnecessarily Americanised. (If Merlin and Arthur are living in the US, there better be a reason. If they’re still in school/uni, author should’ve ideally made an attempt at researching Brit school systems.)
  • Urban fantasy AUs (vampires, zombies, were[animal], witches, mutants) - have come to like some of them, but it's a toss up whether I'll like one or not.
  • historical AUs (i.e. not canon AU and not modern AU either, but inbetween... rarely works for me)

Here's a list of things I dislike in fics, and will most likely not be excited about, or at worst, not even touch with a ten foot pole:


  • anything specifically excluded for a single fandom.
  • Genderbending, cis swapping, etc. are not really my thing
  • Unfortunately, neither is femslash. Believe me, I wish I were more into it, too.
  • Heavy offensive themes (sexism, racism, ableism, etc) that aren’t resolved within the fic (i.e. "Character A behaves in an offensive manner, gets called out by Character B" is fine)
  • Blood play, breath play, scat, watersports, and similar heavy kinks
  • Major Character Death (I can deal with temporary MCD, but if I were you, I’d better not risk it)
  • Non-con/dub-con
  • Dystopia/Apocalypse fic

Some final notes:


Any rating is fine, but I do prefer higher ratings usually. However, if you’re not comfortable with recording porny stuff, I don’t expect you to do it. Pick a fic where it fades to black, that’s fine. Kissing is crucial though. Tension’s got to be resolved somehow XD


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Dear ITPE Mods,

First of all, thanks again for putting in all this work, you are amazing!


Second of all, these are the fandoms I'm willing to record for:


Cabin Pressure: Martin/Douglas or gen fic, AU or canon


Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed, all canons (Manga, '03 anime/CoS, BH anime) and AUs fine with me!


Harry Potter: Draco/Harry, Epilogue compliant or not. NO Ginny bashing! No Ron bashing, either. No non-magical AUs. No Cursed Child stuff.


Merlin (BBC): Merlin/Arthur, modern AU mostly, but I can do canon AU as well if required


Rivers of London: Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale or Peter Grant/Beverly Brooke/Thomas Nightingale, canon or non-canon AU is a go.


Will record:


Any rating

Mild kink

Almost any type of AU, genre or trope but it’s probably limited to what I like according to this list because if I have no interest in reading it, I won’t want to record it either


Won’t record:


Hard kink (blood, feces, vomit…)

Non-OTP fic, or gen fic unless otherwise indicated

Apocalypse/Dystopian AU - mostly because I don’t enjoy it myself

Unchallenged offensive stuff (sexism, racism, ableism, etc)

Major Character Death (unless it's temporary)

Explicit Non-con/dub-con unless it's part of backstory for bigger plot (basically: won't record it for kink)
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Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 22,026
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Tags: Modern AU - Non-Magical, AU - Movie Fusion, Mistaken Identity, Texting, Anonymity, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Epistolary
Author's Note: I wrote this for Reel Merlin 2017/18. My film prompt was You've Got Mail, and this fic has been on my to-do list for ages, so I'm glad I finally got to write it.

What it has basically turned into is a kind of modern epistolary novel with narration thrown in (so, yes, not quite an epistolary, but at least half of one). Instead of letters or emails,
they send texts, which have been formatted with the help of a work skin to look like scrolling screencaps. (More about that at the end of this note.)

Also, given that You've Got Mail is loosely inspired by/based on Pride and Prejudice, this fic, too, is - theoretically speaking - a Jane Austen adaptation! Unfortunately I failed to put in any kind of references to that.

More notes on AO3.

Summary: Pendragon Books is to London's bookselling industry what Sauron is to Middle-Earth: Bad fucking news.

Merlin could also compare them to Voldemort and the magical world in Britain, or maybe the White Witch and Narnia, but no matter what analogy he picks, the point remains the same: Wherever Pendragon Books pops up with a new shop, existing businesses die a painful death, robbing their city of more and more personality and character. Therefore it comes as a bit of a shock when they're settling in right across the street from Merlin's bookshop, and Merlin finds out that Arthur Pendragon himself is gorgeous and unreasonably easy to talk to, and - worst of all - a bit of a nerd.

However, not only is Merlin most definitely not fraternising with the enemy, he's also already sort of dating someone. So what if it started on Grindr, and is only through text messages?

Link to fic: 
On AO3 | As PDF [right click, save as]


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Rating: Mature
Word Count: 8,666
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur; super minor, barely mentioned background f/f pairing
Tags: Modern AU - Magic, animal whisperer!Merlin, cat owner!Arthur, lost pet
Author's Note: This is the second fic I wrote for @tracionn, who bid on me during the @coinelot auction in spring 2017. She won 10k of fic from me, and the first one I wrote didn’t even get to 5k, so here’s another one, this time well over 5k, so I feel better for not having ripped off tracci ;) Plus, there’s a cute cat.

I must thank @deheerkonijn for being one of the best people on the planet because she said yes when I approached her about maybe doing one small illustration for this fic, and then she came out and did three. So, in case anyone had any doubts about how awesome DHK is, they should be well eradicated now.

For more notes, check out the fic on AO3.

Summary: In which Merlin finds a cat, Arthur’s lost without his favourite girl, and Morgana doesn’t stop rolling her eyes at her brother.

Link to fic: AO3Rebloggable on tumblr
Link to art: Part 1Part 2Part 3
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The image of an English country mansion, it

Title: No Matter How Far Away You Roam
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Reader: [personal profile] momo
Cover Artist: [personal profile] momo
Rating: Explicit
Length: 01:14:12
File Formats: MP3, M4B, Streaming
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin
Tags: Modern AU - Non magical, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Obliviousness, Fake/Pretend Relationship/Marriage, Christmas, Ygraine lives, Ygraine/Nimueh (background pairing), Meeting the parents, Humour, Intercrural Sex
Warnings: Ableist language

Summary:

“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.

“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”

“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”


In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.


Notes: For [personal profile] puckb on the occasion of 2017's ITPE (Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange). Hope you liked it, puck!

Link: AO3
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I'm planning to make one for the podfics I recorded as well, but there are 11 podfics in my drafts on AO3 waiting to be posted for ITPE, which means I'm gonna hold off with this post until they're published, even if that's not today.

So, in the meantime, here's my AO3. I combined the two memes I did last year into one big post, fyi. The individual entries from January this year re: 2016 can be found here, here, and here.

Fanfic Recap 2017 )
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Rating: General
Word Count: 8,735
Pairings: Minor background pairing
Tags: Christmas; AU - Magic; Fusion, A Christmas Carol (Dickens)
Author's Note: The idea for this came to me in the middle of the summer while I was in the shower, as ideas for fics are wont to do. It's inspired by Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. It's not an exact adaption (like, you know, the Muppet Christmas Carol for example ;p), but loosely based on it. I did use a few key phrases from the book in this fic, at least :).

So, yeah, this year there's two holiday fics from me. Let's see if I end up writing three next year. God, I hope not. Either way, I seem to have made "Uther Redemption" my unofficial holiday theme two years in a row, so... I guess this is me making up for the rest of the year when I cast him as the villain without second thought.

For more notes, check out the fic on AO3.

Summary: In which Uther Pendragon is Ebenezer Scrooge.

Link to fic: AO3 || Rebloggable on tumblr
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Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 37,577
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Tags: Christmas; AU - Modern; AU - Magic; Minor/Canonical Character Death; Grief/Mourning; Disabled Minor Character; Romance; Fluff; Mild Angst; Hurt/Comfort; Humor; Romantic Comedy; True Love; Kissing; Sex (Blowjobs, Anal [Bottom!Arthur])
Author's Note: Wow, here it is, this year’s Christmas Rom-Com. It got way longer than itended (big surprise) but at least I get to post it a couple of days before Christmas this time around. This fic is inspired by all the Christmas movies where the lead character is terrible at love and then finds The One. Also by any Christmas movie with any kind of “ghosts”, etc. (There’s at least one on Netflix which is the original inspiration for this fic, but the story has only very little in common with that movie anymore and thus doesn’t count as a fusion :p). Basically, this is every Christmas Rom-Com you can think of in one big movie, minus the Royalty AU trope. :’) (There’s always next year for that…)

For more notes, check out the fic on AO3.

Summary:

Upon his father’s death, Arthur learns of the existence of a small country hotel in the middle of the Brecon Beacons. Intent on finding out what the connection between Hunith Emmerson and his father is, Arthur travels to Wales days before Christmas. At the Dragon Lodge hotel, Arthur not only finds the answer to his question, he also meets Hunith’s son, Merlin. This meeting, however, raises a couple more questions because Merlin, as it turns out, is a beautiful enigma wrapped in mystery that Arthur intends to unravel in any way possible.

Link to fic: AO3 || Rebloggable on tumblr.
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Dear ITPE Mods,

First of all, thanks for putting in all this work, you are amazing!


Second of all, these are the fandoms I'm willing to record for:


Cabin Pressure: Martin/Douglas or gen fic, AU or canon


Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed, all canons (Manga, '03 anime/CoS, BH anime) and AUs fine with me!


Harry Potter: Draco/Harry, Epilogue compliant or not. NO Ginny bashing! No Ron bashing, either. No non-magical AUs. No Cursed Child stuff.


Merlin (BBC): Merlin/Arthur, modern AU mostly, but I can do canon AU as well if required


Rivers of London: Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale or Peter Grant/Beverly Brooke/Thomas Nightingale, canon or non-canon AU is a go.


Will record:


  • Any rating

  • Mild kink

  • Almost any type of AU, genre or trope but it’s probably limited to what I like according to this list because if I have no interest in reading it, I won’t want to record it either


Won’t record:


  • Hard kink (blood, feces, vomit…)

  • Non-OTP fic, or gen fic unless otherwise indicated

  • Urban fantasy (werewolves, vampires, etc.) or Apocalypse/Dystopian AU - mostly because I don’t enjoy it myself

  • Offensive stuff (sexism, racism, ableism, etc)

  • Major Character Death

  • Non-con/dub-con

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Dear Podficcer,

wow, first of all, thank you in advance for being great!


Second of all, these are the fandoms I'm super into receiving podfic for, in alphabetical order. The ones I want MOST are underlined, but I'm honestly going to be thrilled with any of these options.


Cabin Pressure: There's barely any podfic for this fandom, and none for my OTP, I believe. I ship Martin/Douglas a lot, but I'll also take gen fic for this fandom. If it’s gen fic, it should hit the tone of the radio play. If it’s OTP fic, Martin!whump with savior!Douglas is a favourite of mine, as cliched as it is.


Check Please: This is such a cute fandom, and I ship Bitty/Jack A LOT. Nothing makes me happier than that they’re together and happy in canon. HOWEVER, my fic preferences are vastly different, as you’ll see further down. That means, I like fic that’s either AU or them getting together in another way than in canon. It’s what I’ll be hoping for if you decide to go this route. Basically, established relationship, and re-tellings of canon is so very much not interesting to me. Give me an AU with fresh anticipation and I will be happy!


Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed is the pairing I'm here for. I'm okay with Ed being 16 in fics when they get together, but if you prefer him to be older before he gets with Roy, that's fine with me. Anything Roy/Ed tierfal has ever written is perfect, so if you wanna pick one of those, that'd make my day. But you're honestly free to pick whatever you like, if you go for this ship. I don't even care which canon you want. '03/CoS, Manga/BH is all fine with me, as is canon AU and post canon AU. I don't like incest pairings in this fandom, but I'm fine with other established, past or background pairings as long as Roy/Ed is endgame.


Harry Potter: Draco/Harry is my OTP (like so many other people’s...). I'm more into the post canon AUs. Doesn't matter if Epilogue compliant or not. NO Ginny bashing! No Ron bashing, either. No non-magical AUs. (I hear they exist. I don't know why. I don't like HP without the magic.) No Cursed Child stuff, and no Magical Beast stuff either.


Hockey RPF: I cannot believe this is on my list, but what's a girl supposed to do? Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin is the pairing of choice. Idc if it's Hockey AU or an AU where they have completely different careers. I'm more interested in their dynamic and Geno's adorableness/humour.


Merlin (BBC): My love for this fandom is endless. I mainly ship Merlin/Arthur, but am okay with other ships for Merlin, just not for Arthur XD I'm a lot into modern AU fics for this. It doesn't matter if it's reincarnation fic, or genuine modern AU with no ties to canon. Canon AUs don’t really do it much for me here.


Psych: I'm Shassie trash. Shawn/Lassiter is my OTP and unless it's fic about them, I'm not really interested, sorry. However, I'm fine with both Canon AUs and Post!Canon AUs, or even completely different AUs according to my AU preferences listed below.


Rivers of London: Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale or Peter Grant/Beverly Brooke/Thomas Nightingale work for me, no other pairings. Gen fic can work, but I’m more into the ships when reading fanfic, because the entire book series is gen, with a couple of interruptions when Peter actually gets laid. All AU types in the “Like” section below are fine!


Sailor Moon: Usagi/Seiya or Usagi/Seiya/Mamoru is A+. I prefer Seiya in his male form, tbh, but I'm okay with fem!Seiya, too, since there's not that much male!Seiya/Usagi out there, I believe. Canon or post!Canon welcome. Please no cheating fics.


Here's a list of things I like a LOT in fics:


  • AUs -- with ties to canon, with few ties to canon, with no ties to canon, they're all good (except where otherwise indicated), as are all the AUs where they have completely different professions/roles (You know, coffeeshop, teachers, etc.)

  • magical realism

  • soulmate (ESPECIALLY WITH SOULMATE IDENTIFYING MARKS!!!).

  • angst, pining, hurt/comfort -- as long as they have happy endings. The characters can go through as much whump as anyone wants to put them through. I just need character B to be there to comfort/help, and a happy ending.

  • enemies to lovers/friends to lovers

  • arranged marriage/pretending to be a couple

  • getting back together

  • jealousy (in a non-abusive or manipulative way)

  • Forced to share a bed

  • Age gaps

  • Omegaverse (but requires careful handling)

  • UST (as long as it gets resolved)

  • Dirty Talk

  • Teacher/Student (Student must be 16 at least! No power dynamics that are ickier than the one inherent with this trope, so no manipulation, etc.)


Here's a list of things I dislike in fics that aren’t hard limits:


  • Fusions and crossovers – yes, can totally work for me. (I write a lot of them myself, so.) I'm not so much a fan of Hogwarts AUs (unless it's HP fic....) or straight up combining two of my fandoms. That needs specific circumstances for me to work, and if I were you, I'd rather not risk it, unless you know with absolute certainty that I will love it. (Or if you're lunchee and want an excuse to record the next instalment in that Marvel/Cabin Pressure fusion AU with Martin/Tony...)

  • While I support all the ace identities and wish them loads more representation, I'm not really interested in ace fic for myself. Demi!characters are okay with me (seeing how I read some of my faves as Demi), but I’m too allo to be able to relate to ace characters, sorry :(

  • Established relationship – I’m much more into watching them get together

  • Domestic stuff (see above)

  • (casually) offensive language – like calling male characters “girl” to insult them, other sexist insults, cis-sexism, ableism, racism, etc. If it’s just this kind of casually offensive insult, I’ll be able to deal, but I’d prefer if you warned for it at the beginning of the recording in a short reader’s note. Alternatively, if another character calls offensive!character out for their behaviour. That’s definitely acceptable.

  • (Mild) BDSM – I sometimes like it, but it requires a special mood and there’s no guarantee I’ll be in it at the time of posting.

  • Sci-fi

  • High School AUs, unless it’s the student/teacher dynamic as indicated above, or they’re both teachers.

  • Fics with British canon that are unnecessarily Americanised. (If Merlin and Arthur are living in the US, there better be a reason. If they’re still in school/uni, author should’ve ideally made an attempt at researching Brit school systems.)


Here's a list of things I dislike in fics and will most likely not be excited about, or at worst, not even touch with a ten foot pole*:


  • Urban fantasy AUs (vampires, zombies, were[animal]), historical AUs (i.e. not canon AU and not modern AU either, but inbetween... rarely works for me), and anything specifically excluded for a single fandom.

  • Genderbending, cis swapping, etc. are not really my thing

  • Unfortunately, neither is femslash. Believe me, I wish I were more into it, too.

  • Heavy offensive themes (sexism, racism, ableism, etc) that aren’t resolved within the fic (i.e. Character A behaves in an offensive manner, gets called out by Character B is fine)

  • Blood play, breath play, scat, watersports, and similar heavy kinks

  • Major Character Death (I can deal with temporary MCD, but if I were you, I’d better not risk it)

  • Non-con/dub-con

  • Dystopia/Apocalypse fic (which is ironic if you look at my most recent Big Bang, but I still don’t really like the genre…)


*haha, get it? It's a Christmas pun!


Some final notes:


Any rating is fine, but I do prefer higher ratings usually. However, if you’re not comfortable with recording porny stuff, I don’t expect you to do it. Pick a fic where it fades to black, that’s fine. Kissing is crucial though. Tension’s got to be resolved somehow XD

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I'm a feminist who loves TV & enjoys movies, adores her friends, occasionally writes fanfic (and rarely finishes them), almost always reads fanfics, nerds about Harry Potter, moons over Bradley James and others (esp. when blond/e), collects picture books and colouring books (but rarely colours the latter one), procrastinates, organises fan convention(s). I'm domestic, a librarian, going on 30, and anglophile. That's all you need to know to begin with XD